As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.
I do the Vodka and soda.
This will never not make me laugh.
Those expressions are brilliant.
i do the vodka + energy drink
(Source: hoplophilia)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

Old picture of me as Kanaya.
I figured since I’ve put off cosplaying lately,there is no shame in uploading old photos.
Kanaya Maryam: Myself
Photography By: Momizuka
headcanon kanaya oh my god
Holy god you are GORGEOUS
W ITCHCRAFT
2856/10

Bulletproof Love (Acoustic) (Empty Arena Edit) by Pierce The Veil || Times played:18,193
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dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:
Bulletproof Love (Acoustic)(Empty Arena) » Pierce The Veil
H O W O M G I’M LIKE CRYING???
I prefer you listen to this with earphones.
nope bye
the acoustic gives me chills oh my fucking god vic is amazing
Download link please?!
Favorite thing to listen to with earphones and volume at 100%

Hey There, Terezi (I Always Let You Down) by Izzy || Times played:4,796
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A song about a self-hating Karkat, apologizing to Terezi, Gamzee, and the rest of his friends.
Hey There, Terezi (I Always Let You Down)
Original Song - Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T’s
Cover Art’s Artist: cloudghost
Lyrics:
Hey there, Terezi, what’s it like living without me?
You’re a thousand miles away from me
But tonight you won’t be crying over this
All of my feelings you’ve dismissed
It’s you I miss
But hey there, Terezi
I won’t worry about the distance
I’m always here if you get lonely
Give my heart another listen
Close your eyes
Anger my was always my disguise
And my demise
Oh, I always let you down (4x)
I’m sorry I let you down
Hey there, Gamzee, I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple word I said to you could ever make you stay
I’d say ‘em all
And I would never let you fall
We’d have it all
Hey there, Gamzee, I know all things come to an end
But just believe me when I tell you this
I tried to be your friend
I promise this
But all your problems I dismissed
And it’s you I miss
Oh, I always let you down (4x)
My friends are dead and it’s on my head
For all the things I left unsaid
I couldn’t save them all but still I know
It’s all my fault and I could say
Apologies can never take
The pain I know I can never let go
My friends, I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Our lives will never ever be the same
And I’m to blame
Hey there, Terezi, what’s it like living without me?
You’re a thousand miles away from me
And tonight I will be dying over you
Never failed someone like I failed you.
I could have said I needed you
Hey there, Terezi, set me free
And watch me bleed
Oh I let everyone down (4x)
I let everyone down
aaaand then i face’d again
this time with an actual camera
If anybody’s going to be attending C2Age next month, this is what I’m going to be wearing on the Saturday of the event! (Sunday will be Red day with the rest of my Rubyquest group. Ask me for smiles.)

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*
IM THE SAME HEIGHT AS RAPUNZEL YAAAAAY
Same height as Jasmine!
Same height as Aurora
I’m as tall as my two favorite disney princesses Milo and Tarzan!!
I’m as tall as Belle, Megara, Moses (snick) and Jane :D
I’m… slightly taller than Peter Pan.
i’m the same height as peter pan…
(Source: grodansnagel)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
this is great
I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Fuck yeah,
David

You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like homestuck, and omeglestuck.
You: what the fuck is that shit
You: ITS PURPLE
You: i like it
Stranger: ILL CATCH YOU
Stranger: well
Stranger: it failed
You: NO, I’LL CATCH YOU
You: i’ll give you a head start
You: BUT I SUGGEST YOU RUN
officialyahoostaff
Are you getting your swaggity swag on? Enjoy tumblr!
no yahoo stop. i am not a 13 year old girl.. don’t “swaggity swag” me… just stop



